12 Frequently (or infrequently) Asked Questions:
Q1: Do you have a brick & mortar Store?
A: NO. The online store is your only option. No pick up. No catalog either. Local Morgan Hill zoning laws restrict the pick up of orders in the non-commercial area where I ship from. Twenty five to 45 years ago I co-owned a Natural Food Store surrounded by tall redwoods on Hwy 9 next to Gold Creek in south Felton, CA, but that is fading history now. (Besides, it was more wood and cement than brick and mortar. Bricks tend to fall down in Earthquake Country.)
Q2: Will you supply me with a Postal Tracking number?
A: YES. You will get not one but two--yes TWO--emails giving you the ship day and the USPS tracking number. All orders will have tracking via the U.S. Postal Service. One email comes from Stamps.com the day of actual postage purchase, and the other from my website a bit later when I mark it shipped. Note for the mentally-challenged reptilian brains: If your supplied email is incorrect or invalid, then you will never get any notices.
Q3: Do you know when my Order will arrive?
A: NO, of course not. I really don't know, so please don't ask me to predict your future. You can always contact a psychic to ask such mysterious questions. Even the best psychics have trouble with predicting the future.
Delivery depends entirely upon the U.S. Postal Service, which I do not own or control, and is often run more like a big government agency than a real business. I can only control when I ship, and let you know.
Small, one-item orders will get priority and ship faster. Larger orders may take many hours to pack, and they often get put off until I have a block of time, like on a Saturday. Large orders may also require a restock of seeds, or making new labels for new products.
As to travel/arrival times, once mailed, I have seen first class travel 2,000 miles in a single day and I have seen priority mail take 20 days to travel across one state. I had a package sidetrack to Puerto Rico for an apparent tropical vacation, and several packages sit unattended in a postal bin in Oakland, CA for a full week, hopefully enjoying the odoriferous ambiance of our green 'Oaksterdam.'
Q4: Do you reship if someone STEALS my package after it is delivered?
A: NO, sorry, but that is a local issue between you and the USPS and the police. USPS Mail theft is a Federal Crime and should be reported. Check with housemates, neighbors and your local postal carrier the same or very next day. Sometimes it gets delivered the next day, sometimes it went to the neighbor or a roommate. If postal theft is an issue at your house or neighborhood, add Delivery Signature to your order and you will have to sign for it in person. They will not just leave it for thieves to steal while you are at work like most responsible people.
Q5: Can you get me my order by a certain date?
Q6: What about returns, refunds, cancelling orders, etc?
A: SEE the detailed information on the Policy Page. We rarely accept returns. All sales are final.
Q7: Can I use my friend's/relative's/lover's credit Card to order from you?
A: NO. Use your own card. Or have them order and deliver to their house. I have strict fraud protections built into the website and my Policy Page. Using a card that is not yours will not be allowed and your order will likely be cancelled. If you have mismatched shipping and billing addresses, your order will be held until I make contact with you via email. I lose customers and once or twice a year someone goes ape-sh!t bonkers at me over this policy, but in 2018 and 2019 we had ZERO chargebacks from this website (unlike my eBay store), which means we can keep prices low by not having honest customers pay for the actions of dishonest customers, as is typical in business. When people steal from a company, the rest of their honest customers pay for it with higher prices. It is just built into the margins and markups.
Q8: What is the best way to Contact you?
A: EMAIL. Use the Contact page! Phone calls are not returned as quickly, if at all, and you may get only one attempt. Email can be sent and read at all hours of the day and night, not just during limited shipping hours. You can use the Contact Page. People who call to ask how to grow plants will rarely, if ever, get a call back. That is information you can find all over the web. Even on my site. Or at Strictly Medicinal Seeds. Or anywhere else that does not require pulling on my limited time and energy for something so basic and easy to find. Generally, I cannot tell you any more than what is available on my website already. It is not my function here to babysit amateur gardeners. We have 'Google Search' for that. I sell rare seeds and expect you to know what you are doing. Or to find it on the web.
A: YES, all our seeds and other products have been thoroughly researched and vetted with all national and most state statutes. The only legal issues are with Cannabis seeds in some very retro-red, Nixonian-era rural States. Federal Law now allows hemp products, CBD, and cannabis seeds as long as the THC content is 0.3% or less. Seeds have 0% THC. BUT, some state laws still prohibit Cannabis seeds. While some mature plants may contain illegal chemicals or alkaloids, their seeds rarely do. For example, Ephedra sinica stems contain the stimulant ephedrine, which is currently subject to federal restrictions, but the seeds of ephedra do not contain any alkaloids at all, so I can sell them freely. Same with Kratom. Mimosa seeds are drug free, but the root bark of the mature plant contains a Schedule 1 drug and is subject to federal restrictions. Same with Acacia confusa. Also, US Federal law prohibits the possession of 'poppy straw,' or the dried pods of the opium poppy plant, but it specifically exempts poppy seeds. We may not be aware of your particular local plant laws in the backwoods of the conservative South (for example), so it is your responsibility to be aware of local laws and abide by them. We only research state and federal laws, NOT city or county laws, which would be a never-ending task. Most seeds are exempt from legal issues, although many states declare various species as invasive plants. For example, Arizona did this to morning glory plants, and many seed vendors will not sell seeds to customers in Arizona. However, we do, since this law limits the Arizona residents as to what they can plant, but it is actually not illegal to sell the seeds, or to possess these seeds, or even to eat them; just to grow them. Two of my best-selling seeds, rue and hemlock, are designated as invasive weeds in California, but I can freely buy and sell them here, and plant them. However, cotton seeds are specifically illegal to import into CA. Nevada made some Datura seeds illegal to even possess and that is a broad, inclusive restriction upon all seed sellers. Then again, because Yopo seeds contain small amounts of a Schedule 1 chemical known as the 'God Molecule,' I am no longer allowed to sell them due to restrictions from my card processing company. Discover Card employs fake buyers who make purchases of Yopo online, then they complain to the card processing company that they are colluding with that seller in the violation of Federal Law. My product choice is controlled mostly by Wall Street, and not the DEA, although the DEA has been making arrests for possession of yopo-type botanicals. Too many movie stars on the morning news blabbing about their ayahuasca experience. Everyone knows now. Amazon banned us selling African dream herb on their site, falsely claiming it was a hallucinogen. It is not, but they are too stupid to figure out the truth. Card companies do not like us selling Datura stramonium, which is on some secret lists of banned plants, but the comparable Datura inoxia they are fine with. So sometimes the rules are not fact-based, but more fantasy-based, and they embrace a "you must just do it because we say so" mentality. I had one card processing company refuse to give me their list of banned botanicals. It was a secret, literally, but I was still required to follow their secret rules. We had to part company.
Q10: Is your 'Syrian Rue' really from Syria?
A: NO. Rue comes from many parts of Asia, not just Syria. Due to political and human rights concerns, we do not trade with or sell products from any of the following countries: Iran, North Korea, Russia, Belarus and/or Syria.
I will trade with and buy from such questionable countries as Cuba, China, Pakistan, Afghanistan and Vietnam, as well as most other countries in the world that may have some of the same issues, but to a much lesser degree. I also wish that China would remove itself from both Tibet and Hong Kong and I support independence for both countries. China is a big bully, and no friend of the USA, but that is the only place to get ephedra, a key sacred plant, so...
Q11: Do you sell wholesale?
A: YES. Products that we have an abundance of, such as belladonna or rue, will be offered with reduced prices in a bullet menu on that particular page. No need to ask! Each product is individual and supply varies greatly. Please do not contact us and ask for discounts. They are already offered and posted herein.
Q12: The 3Ws: Who, Where and Why are you?
A: White Buffalo Trading Company is family owned and operated since 2011. We are located in central California, and were established by a shaman who communes with Plant Spirits for guidance and who works for the benefit of the Plant Kingdom. The Sacred Spirit of the White Buffalo was the first Spirit to guide our founder many decades ago, hence the company name. Later, Shaman Don became appalled and concerned by what the huge corporate international seed companies (i.e., Monsanto) were doing to our priceless seed stock that literally grows our food in America. They began putting 'Death Genes' into their corn and soybean seeds so that they cannot be used for seed stock the next year, as has been done every year for about 30,000 years up to now. Since a Supreme Court case in the 1990s overturned our entire human history of open source seeds, now seeds and plants can be patented and trademarked like unique, ownable commodities; many plants are no longer free food resources that were never owned or controlled by a person or corporation and were always shared by all of humanity throughout all of human existence.
We hold this one truth to be self-evident: Humans are far better off without our seeds being monopolized by just a few, overly-powerful, multi-national corporations with no loyalty to any state or country, or even to a singular continent.
We, at White Buffalo Trading, are proud to be Californians and are loyal to the USA, albeit flawed. My country needs to heal and grow up. How can we in good conscience "Pledge our allegiance to the flag of the United States of America" when there has never been and still is NOT "Liberty and Justice for ALL."
Our founder, Shaman Don, has deep American roots. He is a direct descendant of Abner Powars, a Revolutionary War hero who fought from 1776-1783 with George Washington to birth the USA. Abner's descendants were the first pioneers to settle Denver. Don's great, great fraternal grandmother walked barefoot at the age of 11 with her mom and brother from Saint Louis all the way to Salt Lake City (a distance of over 1,300 miles) in the mid-1800s as part of a wagon train on the Mormon Trail heading out to join Brigham Young in the wild, wild west, and marry into his family.
White Buffalo Trading Co strives to offer rare seeds at great prices to all Americans. We specialize in heirloom corn, other ancient Native American plants, rare seeds, and medicinal plants from around the world. Our mission is to save the honey bees and valuable non-GMO heirloom plants from extinction through this online store and through the family farm (which is coming soon). We took and embrace the Safe Seed pledge; we specialize in open pollinated and open source seeds. The Plants' Rights aspect:
-Signed, The Lorax, Shaman Don
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After all that, you may Hopi that this is The End, but no, nope, nada, No Way Jose... more good things are coming your way...
A: NO. The online store is your only option. No pick up. No catalog either. Local Morgan Hill zoning laws restrict the pick up of orders in the non-commercial area where I ship from. Twenty five to 45 years ago I co-owned a Natural Food Store surrounded by tall redwoods on Hwy 9 next to Gold Creek in south Felton, CA, but that is fading history now. (Besides, it was more wood and cement than brick and mortar. Bricks tend to fall down in Earthquake Country.)
Q2: Will you supply me with a Postal Tracking number?
A: YES. You will get not one but two--yes TWO--emails giving you the ship day and the USPS tracking number. All orders will have tracking via the U.S. Postal Service. One email comes from Stamps.com the day of actual postage purchase, and the other from my website a bit later when I mark it shipped. Note for the mentally-challenged reptilian brains: If your supplied email is incorrect or invalid, then you will never get any notices.
- A couple times a year I may manually enter the wrong person's tracking info via human error. My bad. If the tracking number I give you is not actually going to you, then contact me immediately for the correct info.
- Sometimes two different tracking numbers are sent and only one will be used (the other cancelled). Keep both handy until one shows as shipped, or contact me for the right one. It will usually show faster than I can respond.
- Allow 2-22 days for order shipment. If you have no email with tracking, then your order has NOT shipped. See the Home Page for current ship times. They vary from two to twenty two days, depending on volume.
Q3: Do you know when my Order will arrive?
A: NO, of course not. I really don't know, so please don't ask me to predict your future. You can always contact a psychic to ask such mysterious questions. Even the best psychics have trouble with predicting the future.
Delivery depends entirely upon the U.S. Postal Service, which I do not own or control, and is often run more like a big government agency than a real business. I can only control when I ship, and let you know.
Small, one-item orders will get priority and ship faster. Larger orders may take many hours to pack, and they often get put off until I have a block of time, like on a Saturday. Large orders may also require a restock of seeds, or making new labels for new products.
As to travel/arrival times, once mailed, I have seen first class travel 2,000 miles in a single day and I have seen priority mail take 20 days to travel across one state. I had a package sidetrack to Puerto Rico for an apparent tropical vacation, and several packages sit unattended in a postal bin in Oakland, CA for a full week, hopefully enjoying the odoriferous ambiance of our green 'Oaksterdam.'
- It is the customer's responsibility to track their package and report problems back to us.
- Mismatched shipping and billing addresses will cause delays of many days.
- Impatient, hopped-up bobble-heads who place an order, never read this page or the Policy Page, then immediately write me to ask when I will ship their order, drooling with anticipation like an animated puppy and trying to pull my energy into their singular self-centered bubble, will automatically be assessed a one-day shipping delay penalty.
- Allow at least one hour for the tracking number to populate within the USPS electronic system. The first email will indicate that a number has been generated at Stamps.com. Hopped-up bobble-heads who write me on their cell phone the very instant the number gets to them and complain that the number does not exist, will be IGNORED! It takes some time for it to get there. Relax dude, I am trying to get YOUR order packed and shipped out by 5 pm.
Q4: Do you reship if someone STEALS my package after it is delivered?
A: NO, sorry, but that is a local issue between you and the USPS and the police. USPS Mail theft is a Federal Crime and should be reported. Check with housemates, neighbors and your local postal carrier the same or very next day. Sometimes it gets delivered the next day, sometimes it went to the neighbor or a roommate. If postal theft is an issue at your house or neighborhood, add Delivery Signature to your order and you will have to sign for it in person. They will not just leave it for thieves to steal while you are at work like most responsible people.
- However, if your order is LOST by the USPS before it is ever delivered, then, YES, I will reship at my expense. Many seed companies do not do this. They want no responsibility for third party transit issues. That is why you read their policy page before you place an order. One software company, as a so-called joke, changed its user agreement for one day to say the user agreed to give up their immortal Soul to the company. Evil demon stuff.
Q5: Can you get me my order by a certain date?
- NO! If this is a small order (under one pound total weight or under $50 in value), then you should purchase the Priority Mail postage upgrade for 99 cents as well. Even then, it will still take one to three days for normal priority travel time. So plan ahead! It is your responsibility to plan your life. It is not my responsibility to change my policies and practices just to fix your problem.
- I do NOT ever ship via Overnight Mail: it is too expensive, too labor intensive, and too deadline intense, and does not always even work. If you have a time emergency, that is not my problem to solve for you. It is still your problem. My priority is all the existing orders in front of you from customers without any issues, who are patient and respectful, and are not trying to pull on my energy to fix their problem. Boundaries, please. No cutting in line.
Q6: What about returns, refunds, cancelling orders, etc?
A: SEE the detailed information on the Policy Page. We rarely accept returns. All sales are final.
- You agree to all our terms and conditions by placing an order here, so READ the Policy Page first!
Q7: Can I use my friend's/relative's/lover's credit Card to order from you?
A: NO. Use your own card. Or have them order and deliver to their house. I have strict fraud protections built into the website and my Policy Page. Using a card that is not yours will not be allowed and your order will likely be cancelled. If you have mismatched shipping and billing addresses, your order will be held until I make contact with you via email. I lose customers and once or twice a year someone goes ape-sh!t bonkers at me over this policy, but in 2018 and 2019 we had ZERO chargebacks from this website (unlike my eBay store), which means we can keep prices low by not having honest customers pay for the actions of dishonest customers, as is typical in business. When people steal from a company, the rest of their honest customers pay for it with higher prices. It is just built into the margins and markups.
Q8: What is the best way to Contact you?
A: EMAIL. Use the Contact page! Phone calls are not returned as quickly, if at all, and you may get only one attempt. Email can be sent and read at all hours of the day and night, not just during limited shipping hours. You can use the Contact Page. People who call to ask how to grow plants will rarely, if ever, get a call back. That is information you can find all over the web. Even on my site. Or at Strictly Medicinal Seeds. Or anywhere else that does not require pulling on my limited time and energy for something so basic and easy to find. Generally, I cannot tell you any more than what is available on my website already. It is not my function here to babysit amateur gardeners. We have 'Google Search' for that. I sell rare seeds and expect you to know what you are doing. Or to find it on the web.
- A $1.00 Service Fee will be added to all USA phone orders. Best to use the website. PHONE orders are temporarily not available now due to high sales volume on our website.
A: YES, all our seeds and other products have been thoroughly researched and vetted with all national and most state statutes. The only legal issues are with Cannabis seeds in some very retro-red, Nixonian-era rural States. Federal Law now allows hemp products, CBD, and cannabis seeds as long as the THC content is 0.3% or less. Seeds have 0% THC. BUT, some state laws still prohibit Cannabis seeds. While some mature plants may contain illegal chemicals or alkaloids, their seeds rarely do. For example, Ephedra sinica stems contain the stimulant ephedrine, which is currently subject to federal restrictions, but the seeds of ephedra do not contain any alkaloids at all, so I can sell them freely. Same with Kratom. Mimosa seeds are drug free, but the root bark of the mature plant contains a Schedule 1 drug and is subject to federal restrictions. Same with Acacia confusa. Also, US Federal law prohibits the possession of 'poppy straw,' or the dried pods of the opium poppy plant, but it specifically exempts poppy seeds. We may not be aware of your particular local plant laws in the backwoods of the conservative South (for example), so it is your responsibility to be aware of local laws and abide by them. We only research state and federal laws, NOT city or county laws, which would be a never-ending task. Most seeds are exempt from legal issues, although many states declare various species as invasive plants. For example, Arizona did this to morning glory plants, and many seed vendors will not sell seeds to customers in Arizona. However, we do, since this law limits the Arizona residents as to what they can plant, but it is actually not illegal to sell the seeds, or to possess these seeds, or even to eat them; just to grow them. Two of my best-selling seeds, rue and hemlock, are designated as invasive weeds in California, but I can freely buy and sell them here, and plant them. However, cotton seeds are specifically illegal to import into CA. Nevada made some Datura seeds illegal to even possess and that is a broad, inclusive restriction upon all seed sellers. Then again, because Yopo seeds contain small amounts of a Schedule 1 chemical known as the 'God Molecule,' I am no longer allowed to sell them due to restrictions from my card processing company. Discover Card employs fake buyers who make purchases of Yopo online, then they complain to the card processing company that they are colluding with that seller in the violation of Federal Law. My product choice is controlled mostly by Wall Street, and not the DEA, although the DEA has been making arrests for possession of yopo-type botanicals. Too many movie stars on the morning news blabbing about their ayahuasca experience. Everyone knows now. Amazon banned us selling African dream herb on their site, falsely claiming it was a hallucinogen. It is not, but they are too stupid to figure out the truth. Card companies do not like us selling Datura stramonium, which is on some secret lists of banned plants, but the comparable Datura inoxia they are fine with. So sometimes the rules are not fact-based, but more fantasy-based, and they embrace a "you must just do it because we say so" mentality. I had one card processing company refuse to give me their list of banned botanicals. It was a secret, literally, but I was still required to follow their secret rules. We had to part company.
- To see a list of what really causes deaths in America--legal or illegal, plants or drugs or some other--see my hidden Death Figures page! Vending machines kill more Americans than illegal plants!
- Because everything you can buy here is legal, there is no need to give me fake email or no phone info. Doing so could mean your order gets cancelled and you won't even be notified. Then what?
- Do NOT call or write me asking questions about obtaining drugs, using plants as drugs, which plants have the strongest drugs, or how to make drugs from plants. You will not get a response, and could be banned for life. It is not my function in life to help you make drugs or acquire illegal drugs, and even asking that is illegal. Asking me to help you commit a crime is just so not cool, and it puts every good thing I am doing at risk. Selling seeds is legal. Making drugs is not. Are we clear? Violators will not be tolerated! I have heard all the sad stories about veterans wounded in wars and single moms with autistic children and the doctors cannot help me anymore and your mother also has Alzheimer's, and on and on; so listen up; I just sell seeds. None of those heart-wrenching stories changes anything; Giving medical advice is NOT one of the services I offer here. I am NOT a doctor or MD. I am a shaman and a plant whisperer. I will NOT help you find opiates. That is NOT my function. Expect me to have very strong boundaries around this subject, and be harsh about any response. Drug addicts tend to have poor boundaries, so again... let me be perfectly clear. This is all I do: I preserve, promote and sell sacred seeds. Got it? I do not give medical advice. I will not help you commit drug crimes, even if the laws are all just wrong.
Q10: Is your 'Syrian Rue' really from Syria?
A: NO. Rue comes from many parts of Asia, not just Syria. Due to political and human rights concerns, we do not trade with or sell products from any of the following countries: Iran, North Korea, Russia, Belarus and/or Syria.
I will trade with and buy from such questionable countries as Cuba, China, Pakistan, Afghanistan and Vietnam, as well as most other countries in the world that may have some of the same issues, but to a much lesser degree. I also wish that China would remove itself from both Tibet and Hong Kong and I support independence for both countries. China is a big bully, and no friend of the USA, but that is the only place to get ephedra, a key sacred plant, so...
Q11: Do you sell wholesale?
A: YES. Products that we have an abundance of, such as belladonna or rue, will be offered with reduced prices in a bullet menu on that particular page. No need to ask! Each product is individual and supply varies greatly. Please do not contact us and ask for discounts. They are already offered and posted herein.
Q12: The 3Ws: Who, Where and Why are you?
A: White Buffalo Trading Company is family owned and operated since 2011. We are located in central California, and were established by a shaman who communes with Plant Spirits for guidance and who works for the benefit of the Plant Kingdom. The Sacred Spirit of the White Buffalo was the first Spirit to guide our founder many decades ago, hence the company name. Later, Shaman Don became appalled and concerned by what the huge corporate international seed companies (i.e., Monsanto) were doing to our priceless seed stock that literally grows our food in America. They began putting 'Death Genes' into their corn and soybean seeds so that they cannot be used for seed stock the next year, as has been done every year for about 30,000 years up to now. Since a Supreme Court case in the 1990s overturned our entire human history of open source seeds, now seeds and plants can be patented and trademarked like unique, ownable commodities; many plants are no longer free food resources that were never owned or controlled by a person or corporation and were always shared by all of humanity throughout all of human existence.
We hold this one truth to be self-evident: Humans are far better off without our seeds being monopolized by just a few, overly-powerful, multi-national corporations with no loyalty to any state or country, or even to a singular continent.
We, at White Buffalo Trading, are proud to be Californians and are loyal to the USA, albeit flawed. My country needs to heal and grow up. How can we in good conscience "Pledge our allegiance to the flag of the United States of America" when there has never been and still is NOT "Liberty and Justice for ALL."
Our founder, Shaman Don, has deep American roots. He is a direct descendant of Abner Powars, a Revolutionary War hero who fought from 1776-1783 with George Washington to birth the USA. Abner's descendants were the first pioneers to settle Denver. Don's great, great fraternal grandmother walked barefoot at the age of 11 with her mom and brother from Saint Louis all the way to Salt Lake City (a distance of over 1,300 miles) in the mid-1800s as part of a wagon train on the Mormon Trail heading out to join Brigham Young in the wild, wild west, and marry into his family.
White Buffalo Trading Co strives to offer rare seeds at great prices to all Americans. We specialize in heirloom corn, other ancient Native American plants, rare seeds, and medicinal plants from around the world. Our mission is to save the honey bees and valuable non-GMO heirloom plants from extinction through this online store and through the family farm (which is coming soon). We took and embrace the Safe Seed pledge; we specialize in open pollinated and open source seeds. The Plants' Rights aspect:
- We also empower the overdue moral advancement that Plants Have Inalienable Rights via our continued botanical education efforts, our work at LegalizePlants.com, and by encouraging a general reassessment of traditional moral values and unchallenged assumptions about how conscious or unconscious plants really are. Plants have emotions and intelligence! In spite of this truth, plants are still treated today the same way we treated black slaves and most women 200 years ago, Native Americans 150 years ago, and domestic animals 100 years ago: all as an ownable, disposable "commodity" with no individual rights whatsoever. We have slowly given rights to all humans including women and to many domestic animals, but humans generally do not recognize any rights for sacred plants, for ancient trees, for valuable medicinal plants, or for a plant's right to be free from genetic tinkering. Why do humans have a right to cut down a 2,200-year-old redwood tree that was born before Jesus? Just because they can? That is what Hitler said, that is what terrorists say, that is what abusive men say to their victims. "Because I can." So then, if powerful, more technologically advanced, more intelligent, better armed but less moral alien beings came to Earth and enslaved all humans because they could, is that acceptable and moral to you? Does might make right? NO!? There is a big difference between doing something because you CAN do it vs. asking if you SHOULD do it. Maybe we should all ask: How would I feel if that were done to me? (i.e., chainsaw my strong body into little pieces and then cut up all my children as well to use them for building materials...)
-Signed, The Lorax, Shaman Don
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After all that, you may Hopi that this is The End, but no, nope, nada, No Way Jose... more good things are coming your way...
Bodacious Bonus, sorta, almost Q13: Is your website always fun and informative?
A: YES, you betcha!
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All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Reversed. All Plants Preserved. Reproduction is prohibited without written permission. (Unless you are legally a plant, then reproduction is encouraged, from the roots up.)
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Freedom of the Press
Freedom of Expression. Express your true Self.
Freedom to Worship in any Religion.
Freedom to be Free from all Religions.
The Right to Life, Love and Liberty.
Right to Privacy. Right to a Privy.
Freedom from unreasonable Search and/or Seizure.
Right to Arm Bare Bears, Bare your Bear Arms, and have hairy Hare Farms!
Right to Pursue Happiness. Happy, Happy; Joy, Joy.
Freedom to Travel, inward and Outward.
Freedom to live off the Grid, and be a bit Off the Wall.
Right to Sexual Freedom for all Adults.
The Right to shut up and not incriminate yourself.
Right to use Birth Control.
Right to Live; Right to Die; The Right to eat Mom's Apple Pie.
Right to use All Sacred Plants that God put here for us to consume as food.
All Copyrights too. Not copycats.
More Rights we should all have:
Right to grow ANY plant for personal use.
Right to consume psychoactive Drugs.
Right to legal and safe Prostitution.
Right to make your own Alcohol.
Right to Dignity in Death.
Support Your Local Rights... & Left too.
All Rights Reserved. All Wrongs Reversed. All Plants Preserved. Reproduction is prohibited without written permission. (Unless you are legally a plant, then reproduction is encouraged, from the roots up.)
Freedoms Preserved--All Rights Reserved:
Right to Freedom of Speech
Freedom of the Press
Freedom of Expression. Express your true Self.
Freedom to Worship in any Religion.
Freedom to be Free from all Religions.
The Right to Life, Love and Liberty.
Right to Privacy. Right to a Privy.
Freedom from unreasonable Search and/or Seizure.
Right to Arm Bare Bears, Bare your Bear Arms, and have hairy Hare Farms!
Right to Pursue Happiness. Happy, Happy; Joy, Joy.
Freedom to Travel, inward and Outward.
Freedom to live off the Grid, and be a bit Off the Wall.
Right to Sexual Freedom for all Adults.
The Right to shut up and not incriminate yourself.
Right to use Birth Control.
Right to Live; Right to Die; The Right to eat Mom's Apple Pie.
Right to use All Sacred Plants that God put here for us to consume as food.
All Copyrights too. Not copycats.
More Rights we should all have:
Right to grow ANY plant for personal use.
Right to consume psychoactive Drugs.
Right to legal and safe Prostitution.
Right to make your own Alcohol.
Right to Dignity in Death.
Support Your Local Rights... & Left too.
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Psych Warning: Close-minded people and those on the fringe may experience fits of judgmental negativity and feelings of just not being cool (consult your local shaman for help should this problem happen to you; don't send crazy emails) .